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From: monitor #14 j32
To: #14 j
Date: 10 Feb. 0000
Subject: Prodigal dau ghter



See below. Suggest we pul
OK?


{Consolidated Chat Transcript:}

tiff: do u ever have dreamz about guy
suzy: duh, yeah
erin: maybe... u?
tiff: sometimes John the Bapt
erin: mmmm. I bet he was HOT.
tiff: I know, right? he walks in all strong and sweaty from the desert and he’s all JESUS IS COMING and eve
he’s like YEAH, SO STOP ACTING LIKE JERKS. and then
erin: and then that sleazy Salome got him killed. she was prolly just mad cuz he didn’t like her.
tiff: he wouldn’t like her.
erin: yeah, Salome was a slut. anyway i bet J had great abs
tiff: yeah, i bet he had a hot bod.
suzy: ew. u have weird tastes.
erin: oh yeah
suzy: noyb
erin: who do you like who do you like who do you like?
tiff: who is it, suzy? cmon, i told u.
suzy: no.
tiff: tell us
erin: we’ll make someone up for you i
suzy: ok!!! magdalene
erin: MARY Mag
suzy: shut up!
erin: suzy and mary, sittin in a tree, K I S S I N G
suzy: shut up. I was just kidding.
tiff: no u weren’t. why do u like her?
erin: yeah?
suzy: nm
suzy: i’m goi
tiff: why?
suzy: cuz, u know. gay.
erin: my mom says that’s not true, but my teacher says i
tiff: oh who cares? like they know anything.
suzy: I just think... she was prolly really pretty and everything.
erin: GROSS
tiff: how she washed Jesus’ feet with her hair, she was
suzy: you think so?
tiff: definitely. she did what was in her heart even if people told her it was wrong.
erin: you’re so gonna get in trouble.
tiff: r u gonna be like a little kid and snitch?
erin: Miss Ramos from 4th grd went to prison cuz she had a GIRLfriend
tiff: no way
erin: yeah, my mom said so. an
suzy: you guys, I was just kidding. you know that, right? I was just kidding.

From: monitor #14j32
To: #14j
Date: 10 Feb. 0000
Subject: Prodigal daughter



See below. Suggest we pull into principal’s office. Have someone from Social Services waiting. I think she can be scared straight.
OK?


{Consolidated Chat Transcript:}

tiff: do u ever have dreamz about guys in the Bible? like romantic dreamz?
suzy: duh, yeah
erin: maybe... u?
tiff: sometimes John the Baptist.
erin: mmmm. I bet he was HOT.
tiff: I know, right? he walks in all strong and sweaty from the desert and he’s all JESUS IS COMING and everyone’s like NO WAY and
he’s like YEAH, SO STOP ACTING LIKE JERKS. and then he got to actually meet Jesus, which would be the coolest thing EVER.
erin: and then that sleazy Salome got him killed. she was prolly just mad cuz he didn’t like her.
tiff: he wouldn’t like her. he was so spiritual and not of this world. salome was a ho.
erin: yeah, Salome was a slut. anyway i bet J had great abs
tiff: yeah, i bet he had a hot bod.
suzy: ew. u have weird tastes.
erin: oh yeah? who do YOU like?
suzy: noyb
erin: who do you like who do you like who do you like?
tiff: who is it, suzy? cmon, i told u.
suzy: no.
tiff: tell us
erin: we’ll make someone up for you if you don’t!
suzy: ok!!! magdalene
erin: MARY Magdalene? hahahaha
suzy: shut up!
erin: suzy and mary, sittin in a tree, K I S S I N G
suzy: shut up. I was just kidding.
tiff: no u weren’t. why do u like her?
erin: yeah?
suzy: nm
suzy: i’m going to hell
tiff: why?
suzy: cuz, u know. gay.
erin: my mom says that’s not true, but my teacher says it IS true.
tiff: oh who cares? like they know anything.
suzy: I just think... she was prolly really pretty and everything.
erin: GROSS
tiff: how she washed Jesus’ feet with her hair, she was really brave too.
suzy: you think so?
tiff: definitely. she did what was in her heart even if people told her it was wrong.
erin: you’re so gonna get in trouble.
tiff: r u gonna be like a little kid and snitch?
erin: Miss Ramos from 4th grd went to prison cuz she had a GIRLfriend
tiff: no way
erin: yeah, my mom said so. and now she’s dead.
suzy: you guys, I was just kidding. you know that, right? I was just kidding.